Yeah Mary Mary – you contrary creature you – how DOES it grow? Yes – the summer is here….(allegedly) and bikini season is almost upon us …. Which means it’s topiary season! Or something along those lines.
Recently I had a huge moral dilemma concerning all things lady garden. I was starting a course of laser hair removal but my answer to the “How Do you Wear Yours” question was a little more fuzzy (fully intended) than usual since I now have a daughter who will one day be a teenager.
And unless I want her to feel like the freak, or have the money to pay Gwyneth Paltrow to strut starkers around my house rocking her self proclaimed “70‘s Vibe”, I need to be careful about the choices I make from here on in. Especially so since Soprano is pretty permanent. There’s no going back baby! Can’t be sticking THOSE bad boys back on!
Don’t get me wrong. I have no interest in a life as Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy. But equally, Slinky Mallinky might send my teenage Kaya screaming for the hills! And how will I feel if I’m 90 and still looking like I might be making a bit of extra cash on the side at weekends?! Will it be equivalent to a 90 year old with wrinkled tattoos?
So it’s a dilemma! Let me know where you stand on the question?
Anyway, my final decision is solely for myself and my man to know – and of course my lovely Soprano therapist at Courthouse Clinics.
Seriously brilliant! Why have I never done this before? Who has time to shave every morning in the midst of the madness, not to mention endure the day 3 itching! I had laser years ago – when it first surfaced, and believe me, Soprano was SO different! It wasn’t comfy – but nor did it hurt massively and there’s no risk of burning. I’ve now had 2 sessions out of 8 and can already see a massive difference!
So yes – I might have been BORN in the 70’s but, unlike Gwynny, that’s the only link to the era going on around here!
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